amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

handjob:

when someone gets called out for saying something problematic & they try justifying it

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this catfish show make me sick son… like this girl was photoshopping her pictures bc she thought she was too fat and dude sent her a fake pic bc he thought he was too fat. now she dont like him because he fat like she fat. she fat. bitch u fat. u a fat bitch and now u dont want to love somebody because they fat. like u.

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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